Welcome to The Headshot Mistress' Rapidfire. Here, I demand that celebrities answer ten simple, ridiculous questions. Think of me as the female, horror version of James Lipton.
SOON TO COME: Marshall Bell, Amanda Wyss, Bill Oberst Jr.
24. Michael Rooker
WELL SHAVE MY HEAD AND CALL ME BOB. The endlessly badass and incredibly awesome Michael Rooker is our very special guest this week! I cannot put into words just how cool this man is and just how excited I am that he agreed to participate in this ridiculous interview. I met The Rook at my first convention ever, and he was one of the kindest guests there. He made the experience fantastic and memorable, and I can't wait to see him at another convention (and, hopefully, on The Walking Dead again as Norman Reedus' racist and psychotic older brother, Merle)! This man has been in Slither, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Super and recently directed and acted in a new horror film called Pennhurst (yes, THAT Pennhurst), among so many other things. He is very talented, and if you get the chance to meet him at a con, take it! And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
"I'll drop you like a turd from a tall ox." - from an old Western
2. Favorite pick-up line?
What's your sign?
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Uni
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Poopy
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The original Night of the Living Dead.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
I'm one of the only people I know that has ever knocked themselves out.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Nobody's business but my own.
8. Favorite song right now?
"You're Ever Woman in the World to Me"
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
Perverted wink on iPhone
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
It's nice to not be dead. Hehehe.
(for more, follow Michael Rooker on Twitter!)
"I'll drop you like a turd from a tall ox." - from an old Western
2. Favorite pick-up line?
What's your sign?
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Uni
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Poopy
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The original Night of the Living Dead.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
I'm one of the only people I know that has ever knocked themselves out.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Nobody's business but my own.
8. Favorite song right now?
"You're Ever Woman in the World to Me"
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
Perverted wink on iPhone
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
It's nice to not be dead. Hehehe.
(for more, follow Michael Rooker on Twitter!)
23. Rachel Brody
This week, we have a very special, talented and unique guest: Rachel Brody! She is a fellow author and blogger with an extreme passion for writing, politics, making a change and leaving a mark on the world.
She has produced numerous theater work, including the award-winning POST. She has also written and produced a number of short films, and her writing has appeared in publications including The Buffalo News, The Spectrum, Rogues & Vagabonds and The British Theatre Guide. I collaborated with her on the climate change speculative fiction anthology, HOT MESS, which is already a bestseller on Amazon.
The collaborators and I will be doing a LIVE READING at the Cornelia Street Cafe in NYC this Thursday, May 17th, at 6:00 pm. Don't miss it! And now, RAPIDFIRE!
She has produced numerous theater work, including the award-winning POST. She has also written and produced a number of short films, and her writing has appeared in publications including The Buffalo News, The Spectrum, Rogues & Vagabonds and The British Theatre Guide. I collaborated with her on the climate change speculative fiction anthology, HOT MESS, which is already a bestseller on Amazon.
The collaborators and I will be doing a LIVE READING at the Cornelia Street Cafe in NYC this Thursday, May 17th, at 6:00 pm. Don't miss it! And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
“That stuff is about as real looking as Hershey’s strawberry syrup, you asshole! See? And, real blood
would have dried by now!”
2. Favorite pick-up line?
“Did you want me to pick up some wine while I’m out?”
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Buffalo wings.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Cunting Fuckitysticks. I save it for exceptionally special occasions.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, Vol. 1-3. If by “favorite” you mean “so scary I can’t even look at
them.”
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
What do you call Paula Deen getting diabetes? Type 2 Irony. (Gakked from Twitter)
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Undecided.
8. Favorite song right now?
“Tears Dry On Their Own” by Amy Winehouse
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
O_O
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Final – what?! Why, am I gonna die now?! Website plug: www.rlbrody.com
(for more, follow Rachel Brody on Twitter!)
“That stuff is about as real looking as Hershey’s strawberry syrup, you asshole! See? And, real blood
would have dried by now!”
2. Favorite pick-up line?
“Did you want me to pick up some wine while I’m out?”
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Buffalo wings.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Cunting Fuckitysticks. I save it for exceptionally special occasions.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, Vol. 1-3. If by “favorite” you mean “so scary I can’t even look at
them.”
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
What do you call Paula Deen getting diabetes? Type 2 Irony. (Gakked from Twitter)
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Undecided.
8. Favorite song right now?
“Tears Dry On Their Own” by Amy Winehouse
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
O_O
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Final – what?! Why, am I gonna die now?! Website plug: www.rlbrody.com
(for more, follow Rachel Brody on Twitter!)
22. Alberta Watson
This week's guest is another alumni of my favorite show of all time: 24! Alberta Watson, who played Erin Driscoll in Season 4 (which also happens to be my favorite season), is here to answer our silly questions. She is so talented and so kind, and she seems to be popping up all over the place! Recently, she's had a recurring role on Nikita on The CW, where she's played a very interesting and dynamic character that adds a lot to the show. She has been in numerous other films and shows and has received awards for her fantastic work. And she loves to reply to fans!
And now, RAPIDFIRE!
And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"You look like an actress" (men's pickup line not mine, lol).
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Oysters
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Motherfucker
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The first Alien movie
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Have to get back to you on that.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Right now, no one impresses me in Canada.
8. Favorite song right now?
Any Van Morrison
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
:P
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Can't wait to open the cottage and watch everything come to life. OK, so 12 words.
(for more, follow Alberta Watson on Twitter!)
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"You look like an actress" (men's pickup line not mine, lol).
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Oysters
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Motherfucker
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The first Alien movie
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Have to get back to you on that.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Right now, no one impresses me in Canada.
8. Favorite song right now?
Any Van Morrison
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
:P
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Can't wait to open the cottage and watch everything come to life. OK, so 12 words.
(for more, follow Alberta Watson on Twitter!)
21. Steve Valentine
This week's guest is an exceptionally talented man; Steve Valentine. I recall knowing of Mr. Valentine my whole life, and yet, I can't place what I know him from. All I remember is that it involved magic, and when I saw him on Twitter, I knew him instantly. I suppose that's what's important; Mr. Valentine can give such a memorable performance that it can outlast the actual film or show's memory. He is hilarious, light-hearted, fun and sweet. Plus, he's attractive. And BRITISH. That just puts it over the top, I think. Keep up with him (if you can!). And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
Lots of faves...Just Shoot Me: "I'm not gay, I'm British." Clever line. ;)
2. Favorite pick-up line?
Heard a guy say, "Excuse me, do these shoes make me look fat?"
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Everything is unconventional in the bedroom, so bring it all.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
I use them all equally, variety is the spice of a good cuss rant.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
It's a tie between Jaws and Showgirls.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Here's 3 punch lines. A) I don't know READ THE CARD! B) I can see your house from here.
C) And the parrot said "What about the tortoise?"
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
I will vote for whoever got sales tax abolished in Portland. I will vote for them in ANYTHING.
Oh and for Prez? Ummmm aww I'm out of lett-
8. Favorite song right now?
"Gavin's Song" by Marc Broussard
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
(shit-ton of emojis)
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
This was fun. They asked Marlon Brando what his final thoughts would be when he was on his death
bed. His answer? "What the fuck was that all about?!" Genius.
(for more, follow Steve Valentine on Twitter!)
Lots of faves...Just Shoot Me: "I'm not gay, I'm British." Clever line. ;)
2. Favorite pick-up line?
Heard a guy say, "Excuse me, do these shoes make me look fat?"
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Everything is unconventional in the bedroom, so bring it all.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
I use them all equally, variety is the spice of a good cuss rant.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
It's a tie between Jaws and Showgirls.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Here's 3 punch lines. A) I don't know READ THE CARD! B) I can see your house from here.
C) And the parrot said "What about the tortoise?"
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
I will vote for whoever got sales tax abolished in Portland. I will vote for them in ANYTHING.
Oh and for Prez? Ummmm aww I'm out of lett-
8. Favorite song right now?
"Gavin's Song" by Marc Broussard
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
(shit-ton of emojis)
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
This was fun. They asked Marlon Brando what his final thoughts would be when he was on his death
bed. His answer? "What the fuck was that all about?!" Genius.
(for more, follow Steve Valentine on Twitter!)
20. Seth Peterson
WE'VE MADE IT TO TWENTY! TWENTY GUESTS! *throws confetti* Our second guest this week is the talented (and incredibly good-looking) Seth Peterson. I first saw him in Providence, a loveable show about a family in Rhode Island, which I used to watch with my mom. Now, I’m glad to say, we get to see him every now and then on Burn Notice, where he plays Michael Westen’s brother, Nate. He has been in numerous other shows and films (Lie to Me, Charmed, CSI, Hate Crime), but I believe he really shines as Nate Westen. It’s hard to put into words just how awesome this man is, especially since he replies to all his fans on Twitter. He has a great personality and is just as much fun as the characters he plays. Plus, he loves zombies and The Walking Dead! If that’s not reason enough to follow him, I dunno what is. And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
I wrote a play about a couple of Jewish dudes called “Sweet And Sour, Hold The Pork.” In it, the
character Fifle says, “I’m just saying…just because I promised not to spit in soup doesn’t mean I can’t
spit on a few girl scouts now and again, does it?”
2. Favorite pick-up line?
If it were me, I’d look her in the eye, smile and say, “Hi, I’m Seth.”
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Coconut sherbet
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Walker-bait (only Walking Dead fans will get this one).
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The Walking Dead comics and tv show – the best entertainment out there now.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Mickey Mouse is a pathological liar. That’s why when you see him at Disneyland, he never says
anything.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
I’m a democrat. Bam!
8. Favorite song right now?
Tough one. I’m stuck on two right now. “We Are Young” by Fun and “You F*cking Did It” by Jason
Mraz.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
:)
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
The heart is not always the smartest organ.
(for more, follow Seth Peterson on Twitter!)
I wrote a play about a couple of Jewish dudes called “Sweet And Sour, Hold The Pork.” In it, the
character Fifle says, “I’m just saying…just because I promised not to spit in soup doesn’t mean I can’t
spit on a few girl scouts now and again, does it?”
2. Favorite pick-up line?
If it were me, I’d look her in the eye, smile and say, “Hi, I’m Seth.”
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Coconut sherbet
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Walker-bait (only Walking Dead fans will get this one).
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The Walking Dead comics and tv show – the best entertainment out there now.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Mickey Mouse is a pathological liar. That’s why when you see him at Disneyland, he never says
anything.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
I’m a democrat. Bam!
8. Favorite song right now?
Tough one. I’m stuck on two right now. “We Are Young” by Fun and “You F*cking Did It” by Jason
Mraz.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
:)
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
The heart is not always the smartest organ.
(for more, follow Seth Peterson on Twitter!)
19. Patrick Kerr
Our first guest this week is someone you have seen in almost everything: Patrick Kerr. He has been in so many shows, it’s crazy, but my favorite role of his (and what I believe he’s most known for) is as Noel on Frasier. Strange, quirky, nerdy and utterly in love with Roz, Noel is a completely unforgettable character. I also know him from an episode of Friends, in which he was particularly strange, but I’m sure a lot of you know him from Curb Your Enthusiasm, where he plays a blind pianist! What’s not to like about that? This is a special interview for me, as Mr. Kerr was the first celebrity to ever follow me on Twitter and has always been very nice to me. For that, I am forever grateful. And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
I don't remember the line exactly but it had the word "agapanthus" in it.
2. Favorite pick-up line?
You want fries with that?
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Sausage.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
See above.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
"Eat Great, Lose Weight" by Suzanne Somers.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Q: What can’t Helen Keller type? A: She’s dead.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
President Obama.
8. Favorite song right now?
I’ll Take the Rain – R.E.M.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
I don’t express my feelings with emoticons but I always add one to my signature. They love it at
JiffyLube.
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
You want fries with that?
(for more, follow Patrick Kerr on Twitter!)
I don't remember the line exactly but it had the word "agapanthus" in it.
2. Favorite pick-up line?
You want fries with that?
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Sausage.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
See above.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
"Eat Great, Lose Weight" by Suzanne Somers.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Q: What can’t Helen Keller type? A: She’s dead.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
President Obama.
8. Favorite song right now?
I’ll Take the Rain – R.E.M.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
I don’t express my feelings with emoticons but I always add one to my signature. They love it at
JiffyLube.
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
You want fries with that?
(for more, follow Patrick Kerr on Twitter!)
18. Barry Eisler
We have an author in the house this week! I am honored to welcome Barry Eisler, the magnificently talented spy thriller novelist and ex-CIA agent (could he BE any more awesome?). The man is a powerhouse of epic writing and award-winning books, with his work translated into almost twenty languages. Now THAT is impressive. For those in love with his incredibly popular Rain series, you'll be glad to hear the following news blurb from his site: "Excited to say that the page for The Detachment is up! The digital is an Amazon exclusive. The digital audiobook download (narrated by me, same as Inside Out) is available exclusively through Amazon and affiliates (Brilliance and Audible). In addition, the trade paperback is now available wherever books are sold, and likewise for the CD version of the audiobook. " Mr. Eisler is quite kind and I am so grateful for the time he took out of his seriously crazy schedule to do this interview. And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
Well, I'd kill a man in a fair fight… or if I thought he might start a fair fight.
--Jayne in Joss Whedon's Serenity
2. Favorite pick-up line?
Mine's bigger than that. My cucumber… it's bigger.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Crackers, I guess to test whether all those "wouldn't throw him/her out of bed for eating them" claims
are worth anything.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Fuck. Those hard "k" consonants make for strong cuss words. Plus it's just so versatile. Stick it
anywhere in a sentence and it intensifies what comes next.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
Probably Alien. Just so creepy, especially the rape image system Ridley Scott was deploying. And I
loved Salem's Lot. I'm a sucker for a good vampire story.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
None of the above.
8. Favorite song right now?
Goddamn, I love "Nature Boy" by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
////////////
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
This was different -- thanks!
(for more, follow Barry Eisler on Twitter!)
Well, I'd kill a man in a fair fight… or if I thought he might start a fair fight.
--Jayne in Joss Whedon's Serenity
2. Favorite pick-up line?
Mine's bigger than that. My cucumber… it's bigger.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Crackers, I guess to test whether all those "wouldn't throw him/her out of bed for eating them" claims
are worth anything.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Fuck. Those hard "k" consonants make for strong cuss words. Plus it's just so versatile. Stick it
anywhere in a sentence and it intensifies what comes next.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
Probably Alien. Just so creepy, especially the rape image system Ridley Scott was deploying. And I
loved Salem's Lot. I'm a sucker for a good vampire story.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
None of the above.
8. Favorite song right now?
Goddamn, I love "Nature Boy" by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
////////////
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
This was different -- thanks!
(for more, follow Barry Eisler on Twitter!)
17. Rick Hoffman
Our guest this week has been in so much! He's one of those people whose face you recognize instantly; "Wasn't he that guy in that show?" And yes, he WAS that guy in that show. He's been in The $treet, Philly, The Practice, Monk, The Bernie Mac Show, Jake in Progress, Commander in Chief, Shark, Chuck, CSI, NCIS, Leverage, Lie to Me, Samantha Who?, The Mentalist, and most recently, Suits. But that's just the tip of the iceberg, really. He has guested and starred in just about everything for good reason: the man is a fantastic actor. He can make you absolutely hate him one moment, then feel sympathy for him in the next. Talented is an understatement. I have thoroughly enjoyed him on Suits and can't wait for the new season! His interactions with Harvey alone are reason enough to watch. And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
Patrick: "You'd be happy to know I'm opening my own cupcake shop."
Jake: "What are you calling it?"
Patrick: "Muffin."
- Jake In Progress
2. Favorite pick-up line?
I have never attempted to pick up anyone...too embarrassing
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Gefilte Fish:)
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Fuckwad/Fuckwit/Douche
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
There are too many...Audition...Old Boy...I think Seven was as thrilling as any horror film...one of my
favorites EVER in general.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Been driving around Toronto 5 months. Unable to open driver side door. I crawl out passenger side
every time...Torontonian's seem extremely disturbed by this.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Obama
8. Favorite song right now?
Come Down In Time. Sung by Sting, written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
:>
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
It was a pleasure to answer your questions!
(for more, follow Rick Hoffman on Twitter!)
Patrick: "You'd be happy to know I'm opening my own cupcake shop."
Jake: "What are you calling it?"
Patrick: "Muffin."
- Jake In Progress
2. Favorite pick-up line?
I have never attempted to pick up anyone...too embarrassing
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Gefilte Fish:)
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Fuckwad/Fuckwit/Douche
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
There are too many...Audition...Old Boy...I think Seven was as thrilling as any horror film...one of my
favorites EVER in general.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Been driving around Toronto 5 months. Unable to open driver side door. I crawl out passenger side
every time...Torontonian's seem extremely disturbed by this.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Obama
8. Favorite song right now?
Come Down In Time. Sung by Sting, written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
:>
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
It was a pleasure to answer your questions!
(for more, follow Rick Hoffman on Twitter!)
16. Sam Neill
This week's guest is another man that I've loved since childhood: Sam Neill. Jurassic Park has always been one a well-liked film in my house, but in high school, I really realized the brilliance of Michael Crichton, and JP is now one of my all-time favorites. Mr. Neill's portrayal of Dr. Grant has stuck with me for years and will always be my favorite role of his. However, Sam Neill has done a LOT before and since Jurassic Park; The Hunt for Red October, Rudyard Kipling's The Jungle Book, The Piano, Event Horizon, The Tudors and, most recently, one of the leading roles in FOX's new show, Alcatraz. Mr. Neill also owns and runs a vineyard in New Zealand called Two Paddocks, which is rapidly growing. I am almost at a loss for words in the honor of this marvelous man's participation in my silly interview. Many gracious thanks to you, Mr. Neill. And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
"But that's not what happened. Not at all." [only one I can remember]
2. Favorite pick-up line?
You wouldn't like me.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
No food in the bedroom, thanks
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
I love swear words, but I never write them down.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
Always the one I am reading now – in this case “A Short History of Everything."
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
I never tell jokes
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
I don't vote in America
8. Favorite song right now?
"You Never Know" by Wilco
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
[ coffee ] deprived
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
I was never much of a thinker
(for more, follow Sam Neill on Twitter!)
"But that's not what happened. Not at all." [only one I can remember]
2. Favorite pick-up line?
You wouldn't like me.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
No food in the bedroom, thanks
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
I love swear words, but I never write them down.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
Always the one I am reading now – in this case “A Short History of Everything."
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
I never tell jokes
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
I don't vote in America
8. Favorite song right now?
"You Never Know" by Wilco
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
[ coffee ] deprived
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
I was never much of a thinker
(for more, follow Sam Neill on Twitter!)
15. Brad Loekle
This week's guest should get some laughs, as he's one of the funniest comedians in existence right now. I have seen the brilliance of Brad Loekle on truTV's hilarious original show, World's Dumbest, but you may know him from his three years as a guest-host on Sirius XM Radio's Morning Jolt, or from his monthly column in the Key West Gay Rag exclusively for the queer community in Key West, Florida, OR from his incredibly popular and successful live stand-up all over the world! He is staying busy and staying funny, and I thank him for taking the time to do this interview. And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
I can't really pick a favorite thing that I'VE written. It would be weird for me to place more value on
one joke or idea over another. But I love things other people have written. I actually keep a notebook of
just things other people have said or written that get my juices flowing. I know... I'm like a fat 14 year
old girl who watches too much Oprah... My favorite quote is probably one that Martha Graham gave to
Agnes DeMille. Agnes hadn't yet become the hugely successful choreographer that she would
one day be, and was so discouraged that she was going to quit the business and give up on art. Martha
wrote to her in a letter the following... and it has been my favorite quote since I was 18...
"There is a vitality, a life force, a quickening that is translated through you into action, and there
is only one of you in all time, this expression is unique, and if you block it, it will never exist
through any other medium; and be lost. The world will not have it. It is not your business to
determine how good it is, nor how it compares with other expression. It is your business to keep it
yours clearly and directly, to keep the channel open. You do not even have to believe in yourself or
your work. You have to keep open and aware directly to the urges that motivate you. Keep the
channel open. No artist is pleased. There is no satisfaction whatsoever at any time. There is on a
queer, divine dissatisfaction, a blessed unrest that keeps us marching and makes us more alive than
the others.”
2. Favorite pick-up line?
I don't use them... but if you want to get into MY pants, anything along the lines of "you're the funniest
person in the world" or "have you lost weight?" usually work pretty well.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the
bedroom?
I like to keep my food and my sex very separate... I don't know if that makes me "Kosher" in some sort
of weird way...
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
I really love to swear... always have. So it's a real Sophie's Choice as to which is my favorite. But I do
like calling people "Douchefuck"....
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
I LOVE horror movies!!! Always have. Nightmare on Elm Street (the whole series) is by far my
favorite. I adore them. I think it's because Freddy was the first major horror character of my
generation to really talk to his victims and interact with them. And, the fucker was funny!
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Nurse walks into a bank, goes to pull out her pen and pulls out a rectal thermometer and says "oh
great! Some asshole's got my pen!"....... that's 26 words, suck it.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
I want Sharon Needles to win! Oh... you probably don't mean RuPaul's Drag Race, do you??
8. Favorite song right now?
There is an Australian singer name COURTNEY ACT. She was one of the finalists in their Australian
Idol tv show and she... is actually a HE. Amazing singer and gender illusionist. And also a dear friend!
We've performed together all over the world. Her dance single "Welcome to Disgraceland" is one of
my favorite songs to listen to when I'm getting ready to go out at night.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
;-P
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
I need coffee... and to get laid. only one will happen.
(for more, follow Brad Loekle on Twitter!)
I can't really pick a favorite thing that I'VE written. It would be weird for me to place more value on
one joke or idea over another. But I love things other people have written. I actually keep a notebook of
just things other people have said or written that get my juices flowing. I know... I'm like a fat 14 year
old girl who watches too much Oprah... My favorite quote is probably one that Martha Graham gave to
Agnes DeMille. Agnes hadn't yet become the hugely successful choreographer that she would
one day be, and was so discouraged that she was going to quit the business and give up on art. Martha
wrote to her in a letter the following... and it has been my favorite quote since I was 18...
"There is a vitality, a life force, a quickening that is translated through you into action, and there
is only one of you in all time, this expression is unique, and if you block it, it will never exist
through any other medium; and be lost. The world will not have it. It is not your business to
determine how good it is, nor how it compares with other expression. It is your business to keep it
yours clearly and directly, to keep the channel open. You do not even have to believe in yourself or
your work. You have to keep open and aware directly to the urges that motivate you. Keep the
channel open. No artist is pleased. There is no satisfaction whatsoever at any time. There is on a
queer, divine dissatisfaction, a blessed unrest that keeps us marching and makes us more alive than
the others.”
2. Favorite pick-up line?
I don't use them... but if you want to get into MY pants, anything along the lines of "you're the funniest
person in the world" or "have you lost weight?" usually work pretty well.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the
bedroom?
I like to keep my food and my sex very separate... I don't know if that makes me "Kosher" in some sort
of weird way...
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
I really love to swear... always have. So it's a real Sophie's Choice as to which is my favorite. But I do
like calling people "Douchefuck"....
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
I LOVE horror movies!!! Always have. Nightmare on Elm Street (the whole series) is by far my
favorite. I adore them. I think it's because Freddy was the first major horror character of my
generation to really talk to his victims and interact with them. And, the fucker was funny!
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Nurse walks into a bank, goes to pull out her pen and pulls out a rectal thermometer and says "oh
great! Some asshole's got my pen!"....... that's 26 words, suck it.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
I want Sharon Needles to win! Oh... you probably don't mean RuPaul's Drag Race, do you??
8. Favorite song right now?
There is an Australian singer name COURTNEY ACT. She was one of the finalists in their Australian
Idol tv show and she... is actually a HE. Amazing singer and gender illusionist. And also a dear friend!
We've performed together all over the world. Her dance single "Welcome to Disgraceland" is one of
my favorite songs to listen to when I'm getting ready to go out at night.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
;-P
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
I need coffee... and to get laid. only one will happen.
(for more, follow Brad Loekle on Twitter!)
14. Paul Adelstein
I can barely contain my excitement, here. PAUL ADELSTEIN. Do you know who this awesome man is? Because you should. I'd venture a guess that half of you (mostly women) recognize him as Cooper from Private Practice. The other half of you are like me; you know him as Kellerman, the crazy bastard who worked for the President in seasons one and two of Prison Break (my second favorite show of all time!).
He has had lead roles in Cupid, Turks and Hack, and made appearances in E.R., Scrubs, Without a Trace, Medium, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law (another one of my favorite shows!) and numerous other shows and films. The man is a fantastic actor with a great sense of humor, not to mention he's so damn kind. Plus, I think that's just an absolutely lovely picture of him. And now, RAPIDFIRE!
He has had lead roles in Cupid, Turks and Hack, and made appearances in E.R., Scrubs, Without a Trace, Medium, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law (another one of my favorite shows!) and numerous other shows and films. The man is a fantastic actor with a great sense of humor, not to mention he's so damn kind. Plus, I think that's just an absolutely lovely picture of him. And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
"You fascinate me." from the Coen brothers' Intolerable Cruelty
2. Favorite pick-up line?
Same as above.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Food does not belong in the bedroom, unless you're watching tv.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Fuckstick
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The Shining/Anything by Glenn Beck
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Q: What's the worst possible thing to hear right after you've had sex with Willie Nelson?
A: I'm not Willie Nelson.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
President Obama
8. Favorite song right now?
'Switchblade' by Jenny & Johnny
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
(~~~~~~~~~~~)
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Does 'final thought' mean I'm on my death bed? Fuckstick.
(for more, follow Paul Adelstein on Twitter!)
"You fascinate me." from the Coen brothers' Intolerable Cruelty
2. Favorite pick-up line?
Same as above.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Food does not belong in the bedroom, unless you're watching tv.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Fuckstick
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The Shining/Anything by Glenn Beck
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Q: What's the worst possible thing to hear right after you've had sex with Willie Nelson?
A: I'm not Willie Nelson.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
President Obama
8. Favorite song right now?
'Switchblade' by Jenny & Johnny
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
(~~~~~~~~~~~)
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Does 'final thought' mean I'm on my death bed? Fuckstick.
(for more, follow Paul Adelstein on Twitter!)
13. Phil LaMarr
Keeping with the Metal Gear Solid theme, this week's guest is the man of many voices: Phil LaMarr! This talented actor has been the voice of more characters that have touched your life than you ever could have possibly imagined. Samurai Jack, Futurama, Jak and Daxter, Pulp Fiction, Metal Gear Solid 2 and 4, Condemned 2, inFAMOUS, and just about a BILLION other things you've seen/played. Not to mention his regular spot on the classic sketch show MadTV, where he often stole the show as the UBS Guy. He is hysterical, kind and painfully intelligent, and his voice will follow you to your GRAVE...or, to the ends of time, since he seems to enjoy playing vampires (who, ya know, never die). And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
"Okay, one more death scream just like that but more painful and twice as long" - Every director in
every video game, ever
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"Dodge trucks are Ram tough!"
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Food is for the kitchen. For that matter, so is sex.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
"Lipton" As in "what a Lipton question!" It'll catch on, you'll see.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
Yours!
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
The horse fell in the mud. Oh sorry, I thought you said a dirty story and that we were six.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
The guy with the best hair. That's who always wins anyway.
8. Favorite song right now?
"Razzle-dazzle" from CHICAGO.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
<:|
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
I reserve the right to disavow any of the above.
(for more, follow Phil LaMarr on Twitter!)
"Okay, one more death scream just like that but more painful and twice as long" - Every director in
every video game, ever
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"Dodge trucks are Ram tough!"
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Food is for the kitchen. For that matter, so is sex.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
"Lipton" As in "what a Lipton question!" It'll catch on, you'll see.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
Yours!
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
The horse fell in the mud. Oh sorry, I thought you said a dirty story and that we were six.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
The guy with the best hair. That's who always wins anyway.
8. Favorite song right now?
"Razzle-dazzle" from CHICAGO.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
<:|
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
I reserve the right to disavow any of the above.
(for more, follow Phil LaMarr on Twitter!)
12. David Hayter
That's right, guys. David. Goddamn. Hayter. The voice of Solid Snake from the Metal Gear Solid series. This man has been a part of my life since early childhood - the first game my family ever played on the original PlayStation was Metal Gear Solid. We have played through the whole series, quote it constantly and my bro and I have MGS-athons where we play the games over and over again. Mr. Hayter is staying busy as the star of a new movie, The Devil's Mile. He is so incredibly kind and was so wonderful to do this interview with us (my brother joined me for this one). I have about half of the interview recorded, which you can see after the Rapidfire interview (for the full David Hayter effect, listen to the video below while reading along). Speaking of, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
"Men get arrested, dogs get put down." -Rorshach, Watchmen
"The mind is not a box to be opened and closed, it is a beehive with thousands of different
compartments, and to just reach into it, I might be able to retrieve your memories, but I might destroy
your mind in the process." - Xavier, X-Men 2
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"Excuse me, are you familiar with the movie X-Men?"
"I never realized an analyst in military technology could be so...cute."
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
None! What're you doing in there? You're gonna get crumbs in the bed! I suppose if you're gonna go
with a food, maybe strawberries are the most appropriate, but you're really gonna get juice everywhere
and you think it's gonna be more fun than it ends up being. I would recommend you keep your eating to
the kitchen and the dining room and your love-making everywhere else.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Well, I guess, I mean, it's so obvious, but I guess fuck would be my favorite swear word, because it's so
applicable across a number of platforms and still carries a sufficient amount of shock value to startle
people at times, but I also, I kind of like the way the English use the word "cunt." It's not so offensive
there as it is here, and it's usually applied to a man. So I kind of, I'm kinda jealous that they're able to
use "cunt" in that way. "Oh, he's a bloody cunt," ya know, it just sounds...it sounds better there.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
One of my all-time favorite books, and I guess it's technically con, would be The Stand by Stephen
King. Although I also just reread Christine, and Salem's Lot is one of the greatest most horrifying
books I've ever read. My favorite horror movie I think...I think the best horror movie ever made is The
Shining. I think, because I write genre movies - sci-fi, fantasy, horror - the key is to tie the fear to
something real, something we can all identify with, and the fear of being murdered by your own mother
is so horrifying and so intense and, ya know, you're a little kid, I think is a truly devastating terror that
all our inner children can feel and appreciate. Plus, ya know, Stanley Kubrick had his best...people say
that Jack Nicholson was over the top, I think he's amazing in the movie, and it's so beautifully shot.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Q: How many screenwriters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Do we have to change anything?
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Obama. He helped to rebuild the economy after Bush destroyed it, recovered three and a half million
jobs, Bin Laden is dead, car companies are back on top. What else do people want?
8. Favorite song right now?
"Walk" by the Foo Fighters. I'm learning to play and sing it and will probably be playing it in Toronto
with my band at some point. I've also been playing "Come Dancing" by The Kinks for my 7 year old
daughter. She loves that song and we recently went to a father-daughter dance at her school and we
listened to that song on the way there.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
:D *thumbs up* That's a human emoticon.
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Please, I really don't want to die! *Skype cuts out*
(for more, follow David Hayter on Twitter!)
"Men get arrested, dogs get put down." -Rorshach, Watchmen
"The mind is not a box to be opened and closed, it is a beehive with thousands of different
compartments, and to just reach into it, I might be able to retrieve your memories, but I might destroy
your mind in the process." - Xavier, X-Men 2
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"Excuse me, are you familiar with the movie X-Men?"
"I never realized an analyst in military technology could be so...cute."
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
None! What're you doing in there? You're gonna get crumbs in the bed! I suppose if you're gonna go
with a food, maybe strawberries are the most appropriate, but you're really gonna get juice everywhere
and you think it's gonna be more fun than it ends up being. I would recommend you keep your eating to
the kitchen and the dining room and your love-making everywhere else.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Well, I guess, I mean, it's so obvious, but I guess fuck would be my favorite swear word, because it's so
applicable across a number of platforms and still carries a sufficient amount of shock value to startle
people at times, but I also, I kind of like the way the English use the word "cunt." It's not so offensive
there as it is here, and it's usually applied to a man. So I kind of, I'm kinda jealous that they're able to
use "cunt" in that way. "Oh, he's a bloody cunt," ya know, it just sounds...it sounds better there.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
One of my all-time favorite books, and I guess it's technically con, would be The Stand by Stephen
King. Although I also just reread Christine, and Salem's Lot is one of the greatest most horrifying
books I've ever read. My favorite horror movie I think...I think the best horror movie ever made is The
Shining. I think, because I write genre movies - sci-fi, fantasy, horror - the key is to tie the fear to
something real, something we can all identify with, and the fear of being murdered by your own mother
is so horrifying and so intense and, ya know, you're a little kid, I think is a truly devastating terror that
all our inner children can feel and appreciate. Plus, ya know, Stanley Kubrick had his best...people say
that Jack Nicholson was over the top, I think he's amazing in the movie, and it's so beautifully shot.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Q: How many screenwriters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Do we have to change anything?
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Obama. He helped to rebuild the economy after Bush destroyed it, recovered three and a half million
jobs, Bin Laden is dead, car companies are back on top. What else do people want?
8. Favorite song right now?
"Walk" by the Foo Fighters. I'm learning to play and sing it and will probably be playing it in Toronto
with my band at some point. I've also been playing "Come Dancing" by The Kinks for my 7 year old
daughter. She loves that song and we recently went to a father-daughter dance at her school and we
listened to that song on the way there.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
:D *thumbs up* That's a human emoticon.
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Please, I really don't want to die! *Skype cuts out*
(for more, follow David Hayter on Twitter!)
11. Tim Matheson
Dear god, it's Tim Matheson! The previous generation will recognize him as Otter from Animal House. My generation may recognize him as the man of many roles; The West Wing, Burn Notice, Hart of Dixie...though, I personally know him to be Larry, the evil man who always comes back with a bone to pick with Michael Westen. He has been acting for about 50 years and he still looks damn good! Recently, he has directed episodes of Covert Affairs, Suits, The Good Guys, Burn Notice, White Collar, Criminal Minds, and currently has a recurring role on Hart of Dixie. I'm glad he could take a sec to do the Rapidfire interview, because WOW, is he busy! And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
"The total tonnage of things I know that you don't, would stun a team of oxen in it's tracks!" Aaron
Sorkin: VP Hoynes to Toby (Richard Schiff) on THE WEST WING
2. Favorite pick-up line?
No such thing, but once just impulsively said to an interesting looking woman: "so glad we made it
back alive from our last adventure." She bit, and said "thank God. We were lucky." Then it became
improv, and I like Theater Games. We had fun. And, fun is sexy, too.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Tofu dog
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Balls!!
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
EVIL DEAD 2
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Man at bar: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About 3 feet tall.
Man: Damn, then I just ran over a nun!
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Obama, and liberals, progressives, & more liberals
8. Favorite song right now?
LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD TIME - Lady A
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
(a ton of fucking emojis)
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
It just keeps getting better and better...
(for more, follow Tim Matheson on Twitter!)
"The total tonnage of things I know that you don't, would stun a team of oxen in it's tracks!" Aaron
Sorkin: VP Hoynes to Toby (Richard Schiff) on THE WEST WING
2. Favorite pick-up line?
No such thing, but once just impulsively said to an interesting looking woman: "so glad we made it
back alive from our last adventure." She bit, and said "thank God. We were lucky." Then it became
improv, and I like Theater Games. We had fun. And, fun is sexy, too.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Tofu dog
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Balls!!
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
EVIL DEAD 2
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Man at bar: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About 3 feet tall.
Man: Damn, then I just ran over a nun!
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Obama, and liberals, progressives, & more liberals
8. Favorite song right now?
LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD TIME - Lady A
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
(a ton of fucking emojis)
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
It just keeps getting better and better...
(for more, follow Tim Matheson on Twitter!)
10. Colin Mochrie
THE TIME HAS COME. I cannot put into words, readers, just how excited I am by this week's guest. It is common knowledge that I am a Whose Line is it Anyway? fanatic, but even better, Colin Mochrie is one of my top two favorite improv-ers (is that the right word?) of all time (Ryan Stiles being the other). This talented man is working on so much right now; he's secured a book deal, has TV shows and DVDs available, is doing improv with Brad Sherwood, another Whose Line alum. That's one of the best things about Colin - he will be making us laugh forever. And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
"Hey, don't cry...you're not that good an actor.."
2. Favorite pick-up line?
How much do you weigh?
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Mushroom risotto
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Bastards.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The Shining (book), Shaun of the Dead (Movie)
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Why do mice have small balls?
Because only 11 in the world know how to dance.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Martin Sheen
8. Favorite song right now?
King of the Road
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
( -_-) ZZzzzzzzz
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
If the world could only..no, wait a minute...DAMN!
(for more, follow Colin Mochrie on Twitter!)
"Hey, don't cry...you're not that good an actor.."
2. Favorite pick-up line?
How much do you weigh?
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Mushroom risotto
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Bastards.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The Shining (book), Shaun of the Dead (Movie)
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Why do mice have small balls?
Because only 11 in the world know how to dance.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Martin Sheen
8. Favorite song right now?
King of the Road
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
( -_-) ZZzzzzzzz
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
If the world could only..no, wait a minute...DAMN!
(for more, follow Colin Mochrie on Twitter!)
9. Tim Guinee
It's outrageous how many times I have typed this lovely man's name as "Time Guinee." Anywho, Tim Guinee has been in so much, it's hard to pick just one thing in which he has shined. Let's face it, he steals the show. The Good Wife, Person of Interest, 24, not to mention Iron Man (1 and 2), Cyrus, John Carpenter's Vampires and so many others. Not only is he a magnificently talented actor, but he's also funny, kind, brilliant...and look at those blue eyes. They're so strong, they could reach right out of that picture and punch you in the face. Plus, the impossibly fluffy hair. All right, I'm done.
AND NOW, RAPIDFIRE!
AND NOW, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
Hello hams. (from Sweet Land)
2. Favorite pick-up line?
I’ve never had one.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Mango. Mangoes belong everywhere. Mango is the greatest food ever.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Goatfucker (obviously)
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
Ack – too many: The Exorcist, Rosemary’s Baby, Poltergeist,
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Two peanuts walking down the road. One was assaulted. (A salted) – actually my favorite bad joke of all
time.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Bill McKibben
8. Favorite song right now?
I’m really into Zoe Keating right now – All of Zoe Keating
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
I have no idea what an emoticon is. So I’m feeling slightly embarrassed and confused and impotent in
my inability to express these things. Oh crap this question is a wormhole!
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Fuck emoticons.
(for more, follow Tim Guinee on Twitter!)
Hello hams. (from Sweet Land)
2. Favorite pick-up line?
I’ve never had one.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Mango. Mangoes belong everywhere. Mango is the greatest food ever.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Goatfucker (obviously)
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
Ack – too many: The Exorcist, Rosemary’s Baby, Poltergeist,
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Two peanuts walking down the road. One was assaulted. (A salted) – actually my favorite bad joke of all
time.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Bill McKibben
8. Favorite song right now?
I’m really into Zoe Keating right now – All of Zoe Keating
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
I have no idea what an emoticon is. So I’m feeling slightly embarrassed and confused and impotent in
my inability to express these things. Oh crap this question is a wormhole!
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Fuck emoticons.
(for more, follow Tim Guinee on Twitter!)
8. Jason Mayland
This week's guest is a hysterical writer for the hit ABC show Wipeout: Jason Mayland! A man of many talents whose brilliant jokes are delivered most amusingly by John Henson and John Anderson every Thursday at 8:00PM (EST), Mr. Mayland has been very kind to me on Twitter, and endlessly hilarious, as anyone who's seen Wipeout would know. Want to hear some of his greatest punchlines? Watch the show! And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
I don't have a favorite line of all time. But I will admit that I wrote a joke last year (my first writing
season on Wipeout) for John Henson: "Sheep are awesome! They're like Snuggies with legs!" and it
was the first line of mine that people actually called out as funny on Twitter, so that was fun.
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"Hey honey, I paid the mortgage again this month! Who wants to tickle fight?"
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Trader Joe's frozen mango cubes. Way better than regular ice cubes with more vitamins - am I right?
Who's with me, people?
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Whenever I stub my toe I instinctively say "fuck me with a butterknife." I have said this for years, only
when I'm by myself, and I don't know why. I'm not sure why I chose butter knife - it would be less
painful than a regular knife, so I guess that's good. And it's a little fancier, somehow, like maybe I'm
at a fancy dinner party when I get fucked? But there it is. Fuck me with a butterknife.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
I love The Monk by Matthew Lewis - written in 1789 (or so) when he was 19 - super pulpy gothic
melodrama horror. American Psycho is also one of my favorite books. For horror movies, it's the
original Halloween, because i love that John Carpenter wrote that theme music himself and there's still
never been anything creepier.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
On our third date, I tried to impress my wife by smoking pot with her. I took a hit, stood up, and
passed out cold.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Obama. I'll quote SNL writer Alex Baze who gets my nomination for 2011 Tweet of the Year: "When
people say they aren't voting for Obama because he can't solve all the problems, it's like saying, this
guy can't cure cancer - I think I'll vote for cancer."
8. Favorite song right now?
"Shake It Out" by Florence + The Machine.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
B)%=] That looks like a guy with manboobs who needs to go to the gym, right?
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
I am not famous or interesting enough for this interview.
(for more, follow Jason Mayland on Twitter!)
I don't have a favorite line of all time. But I will admit that I wrote a joke last year (my first writing
season on Wipeout) for John Henson: "Sheep are awesome! They're like Snuggies with legs!" and it
was the first line of mine that people actually called out as funny on Twitter, so that was fun.
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"Hey honey, I paid the mortgage again this month! Who wants to tickle fight?"
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Trader Joe's frozen mango cubes. Way better than regular ice cubes with more vitamins - am I right?
Who's with me, people?
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Whenever I stub my toe I instinctively say "fuck me with a butterknife." I have said this for years, only
when I'm by myself, and I don't know why. I'm not sure why I chose butter knife - it would be less
painful than a regular knife, so I guess that's good. And it's a little fancier, somehow, like maybe I'm
at a fancy dinner party when I get fucked? But there it is. Fuck me with a butterknife.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
I love The Monk by Matthew Lewis - written in 1789 (or so) when he was 19 - super pulpy gothic
melodrama horror. American Psycho is also one of my favorite books. For horror movies, it's the
original Halloween, because i love that John Carpenter wrote that theme music himself and there's still
never been anything creepier.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
On our third date, I tried to impress my wife by smoking pot with her. I took a hit, stood up, and
passed out cold.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Obama. I'll quote SNL writer Alex Baze who gets my nomination for 2011 Tweet of the Year: "When
people say they aren't voting for Obama because he can't solve all the problems, it's like saying, this
guy can't cure cancer - I think I'll vote for cancer."
8. Favorite song right now?
"Shake It Out" by Florence + The Machine.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
B)%=] That looks like a guy with manboobs who needs to go to the gym, right?
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
I am not famous or interesting enough for this interview.
(for more, follow Jason Mayland on Twitter!)
7. James P. Morrison
Ahhhh! James P. Morrison! Can this man BE any more wonderful? Bill Buchanan from 24, recurring appearances on HawthoRNe and Private Practice, plenty of roles in numerous other films and shows. A man of incredible integrity, honor, values and principles, with a great sense of humor, an unmatched style of acting and good looks to rival anyone sharing a stage with him, James P. Morrison is a king among men.
He is my first choice for the lead in my show, and I very much hope to work with him someday soon.
And now, without further ado, RAPIDFIRE!
He is my first choice for the lead in my show, and I very much hope to work with him someday soon.
And now, without further ado, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
"I maintain that Truth is a pathless land" - Krishnamurti
2. Favorite pick-up line?
I'm glad you married me.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Artichoke hearts
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Shit and two is eight.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The Shining (novel)
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Lovable genius Andy Kaufman has returned for another of his profoundly ridiculous parodies as the
nasty & ignorant politician Rick Santorum.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Obama.
8. Favorite song right now?
Jerusalem by Steve Earle
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
:?
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
We need to learn how to take care of one another.
(for more, follow James P. Morrison on Twitter!)
"I maintain that Truth is a pathless land" - Krishnamurti
2. Favorite pick-up line?
I'm glad you married me.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Artichoke hearts
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Shit and two is eight.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The Shining (novel)
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Lovable genius Andy Kaufman has returned for another of his profoundly ridiculous parodies as the
nasty & ignorant politician Rick Santorum.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Obama.
8. Favorite song right now?
Jerusalem by Steve Earle
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
:?
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
We need to learn how to take care of one another.
(for more, follow James P. Morrison on Twitter!)
6. Ryan Drake
This week's guest is a hilarious comedian and awesome person: Ryan Drake.
According to his own personal bio: "Ryan Drake is a stand-up comedian, improvisor, internet-douche, and host of 'No Fun Intended' on TheSpyFM.com (Sundays at 8pm central!). He spends a majority of his time sitting at his house in Oklahoma City trying to think of things that will make people like him due to his crippling insecurity issues. He enjoys music and burritos." It has been an honor and a pleasure to follow this man on Twitter, and you should do the same! And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
Oh man. The only time I have ever been booed off a comedy stage was when I did an open-mic contest
last January, on the same day that the New York Jets beat the shit out of the New England Patriots in
the AFC playoffs. My set wasn't going very well and I knew I wasn't going to win, so I decided to end it
with something like "How about that game today, eh? Man. I haven't seen 'Jets' do that much damage
to 'Patriots' since 9/11!" and the crowd instantly turned on me/booed me off. To this day it's probably
one of my favorite things I have ever said.
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"Hey girl. Why don't we turn this one-some into a two-some?". It's never worked.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
On New Year's Eve last weekend, one of my friends had vodka-soaked cherries at his party. I spent the
whole time wondering how awesome it would be to use those while having sex. I mean, kids are putting
Everclear-soaked tampons in their asses to get wasted now, right? Why not kick it up a notch?
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
I like to use "buttfucking" as an adverb. I got it from "Team America" when one of the characters calls
another one "a buttfucking quitter". I remember laughing way too hard at that and it's been in my
lexicon ever since.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The original 'Nightmare On Elm Street' will always have a special place in my heart.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
TRUE STORY: I was with a chick once, but had ran out of condoms. My excuse was "I didn't think
you'd be this easy".
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Barack Obama.
8. Favorite song right now?
"Born To Die" by Lana Del Rey. I'm obsessed with her. Her voice is amazing. And she's the hottest
woman on the planet right now. The video for this song is epic.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
(thumbs up emoji)
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Thank you so much for following me on Twitter!
(for more, follow Ryan Drake on Twitter!)
Oh man. The only time I have ever been booed off a comedy stage was when I did an open-mic contest
last January, on the same day that the New York Jets beat the shit out of the New England Patriots in
the AFC playoffs. My set wasn't going very well and I knew I wasn't going to win, so I decided to end it
with something like "How about that game today, eh? Man. I haven't seen 'Jets' do that much damage
to 'Patriots' since 9/11!" and the crowd instantly turned on me/booed me off. To this day it's probably
one of my favorite things I have ever said.
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"Hey girl. Why don't we turn this one-some into a two-some?". It's never worked.
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
On New Year's Eve last weekend, one of my friends had vodka-soaked cherries at his party. I spent the
whole time wondering how awesome it would be to use those while having sex. I mean, kids are putting
Everclear-soaked tampons in their asses to get wasted now, right? Why not kick it up a notch?
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
I like to use "buttfucking" as an adverb. I got it from "Team America" when one of the characters calls
another one "a buttfucking quitter". I remember laughing way too hard at that and it's been in my
lexicon ever since.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The original 'Nightmare On Elm Street' will always have a special place in my heart.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
TRUE STORY: I was with a chick once, but had ran out of condoms. My excuse was "I didn't think
you'd be this easy".
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Barack Obama.
8. Favorite song right now?
"Born To Die" by Lana Del Rey. I'm obsessed with her. Her voice is amazing. And she's the hottest
woman on the planet right now. The video for this song is epic.
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
(thumbs up emoji)
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Thank you so much for following me on Twitter!
(for more, follow Ryan Drake on Twitter!)
5. Victor Gischler
Guest #5 is a man of many talents. He writes comics (including X-Men, Deadpool, The Punisher), novels (such as Gun Monkeys, Shotgun Opera and Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse), screenplays and, as he says on his website, "funny books." He also, apparently, enjoys Disney every now and then. He is kind, hilarious, a really cool person and a really great man. He is Victor Gischler, and here is his edition of RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
"It looked like somebody had puked a Los Lobos tribute band into the street." from THE DEPUTY
2. Favorite pick-up line?
Ha. I've never been very smooth with the ladies and as an old married man, I'm way out of practice.
I suppose something along the lines of "Please have pity on me."
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Salt-n-Vinegar potato chips. That's not a sex thing. I just love them in every room.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Cocksucker.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
ALIEN. On the verge of sci-fi instead of horror, but that counts, right?
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Knock Knock. Who's There? Not enough words to be funny.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Secret. I don't do politics in public.
8. Favorite song right now?
"Tubthumping" by Chumbawumba
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
I do not know how to use emoticons. Let me try ... @( does that look like Cyclops frowning?
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
I think I failed this interview.
(for more, follow Victor Gischler on Twitter!)
"It looked like somebody had puked a Los Lobos tribute band into the street." from THE DEPUTY
2. Favorite pick-up line?
Ha. I've never been very smooth with the ladies and as an old married man, I'm way out of practice.
I suppose something along the lines of "Please have pity on me."
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Salt-n-Vinegar potato chips. That's not a sex thing. I just love them in every room.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Cocksucker.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
ALIEN. On the verge of sci-fi instead of horror, but that counts, right?
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Knock Knock. Who's There? Not enough words to be funny.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Secret. I don't do politics in public.
8. Favorite song right now?
"Tubthumping" by Chumbawumba
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
I do not know how to use emoticons. Let me try ... @( does that look like Cyclops frowning?
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
I think I failed this interview.
(for more, follow Victor Gischler on Twitter!)
4. Steven Weber
What can be said about our fourth guest? So much, it goes beyond words, really. Steven Weber is brilliant, hysterical, a talented actor, outspoken, so very good-looking and utterly kind. Best known for Wings, Studio 60 and many other fantastic roles in many other great shows, Mr. Weber now participates in the ever-amusing and clever SadSad Conversations on YouTube with Josh Malina, Michael Ian Black, Phil LaMarr and numerous other amazing actors.
Without further ado, RAPIDFIRE!
Without further ado, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
"Hey! Stop that!"
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my feet!"
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Soup.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Rat Bastard.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The Sound of Music
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
How can you make a tree fall down? Axe it politely.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Obama
8. Favorite song right now?
Super Heavy
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
> <
^
####
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
"And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you fake."
(for more, follow Steven Weber on Twitter!)
"Hey! Stop that!"
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my feet!"
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Soup.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Rat Bastard.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
The Sound of Music
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
How can you make a tree fall down? Axe it politely.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Obama
8. Favorite song right now?
Super Heavy
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
> <
^
####
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
"And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you fake."
(for more, follow Steven Weber on Twitter!)
3. Stephanie Fredricks
Our third guest is the beautiful, talented, incredibly kind and impressively funny actress, Stephanie Fredricks.
From her site, "Stephanie just concluded an 8-week run of the Celebration Theatre's World Premier Musical THE NEXT FAIRY TALE." She has received rave reviews for her roles in said production (which are available to read under the NEWS section of her site) and is an overall lovely person. And now, RAPIDFIRE!
From her site, "Stephanie just concluded an 8-week run of the Celebration Theatre's World Premier Musical THE NEXT FAIRY TALE." She has received rave reviews for her roles in said production (which are available to read under the NEWS section of her site) and is an overall lovely person. And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
"You don't have a look. Get one." from MASTER CLASS by Terrence McNally
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"Hi." (works every time)
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Steak
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Asspotato
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
"Psycho"
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Oedipus was the ORIGINAL mother fucker.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
President Obama. FAR better than the alternatives!
8. Favorite song right now?
"The Twelve Days AFTER Christmas" (you'll have to look up the lyrics)
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
"You don't have a look. Get one." from MASTER CLASS by Terrence McNally
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"Hi." (works every time)
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Steak
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Asspotato
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
"Psycho"
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Oedipus was the ORIGINAL mother fucker.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
President Obama. FAR better than the alternatives!
8. Favorite song right now?
"The Twelve Days AFTER Christmas" (you'll have to look up the lyrics)
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Sometimes there's just not enough wine.
(for more, follow Stephanie Fredricks on Twitter!)
Sometimes there's just not enough wine.
(for more, follow Stephanie Fredricks on Twitter!)
2. Steve Niles
Our second guest is horror writer extraordinaire, Steve Niles.
He has had huge success in the genre and in nearly every media one can think of: books, graphic novels, movies. From his website: "Best known for works such as 30 Days of Night, Criminal Macabre, Simon Dark, Mystery Society and Batman: Gotham County Line, he is credited among other contemporary writers as bringing horror comics back to prominence. " His most recent film, REMAINS, based on his own graphic novel, was released as a part of the "Chiller Presents" series in mid-December. And now, onto RAPIDFIRE!
He has had huge success in the genre and in nearly every media one can think of: books, graphic novels, movies. From his website: "Best known for works such as 30 Days of Night, Criminal Macabre, Simon Dark, Mystery Society and Batman: Gotham County Line, he is credited among other contemporary writers as bringing horror comics back to prominence. " His most recent film, REMAINS, based on his own graphic novel, was released as a part of the "Chiller Presents" series in mid-December. And now, onto RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
"Here's your royalty check."
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"Hello."
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Anything made with a crock pot.
4. Favorite swear word?
I'm old fashioned. I like "Fuck."
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
John Carpenter's The Thing
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Just watch any of the GOP debates.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Undecided.
8. Favorite song right now?
I got a Right -Stooges
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
o_O
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
(for more, follow Steve Niles on Twitter!)
"Here's your royalty check."
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"Hello."
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Anything made with a crock pot.
4. Favorite swear word?
I'm old fashioned. I like "Fuck."
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
John Carpenter's The Thing
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Just watch any of the GOP debates.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
Undecided.
8. Favorite song right now?
I got a Right -Stooges
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
o_O
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
(for more, follow Steve Niles on Twitter!)
1. Mather Zickel
First up is an incredibly hilarious, brilliantly talented, unbelievably kind and painfully handsome actor named Mather Zickel. You may know him from I Love You, Man, Rachel Getting Married, Reno 911 or, more recently, the biggest mistake in cancellations since Arrested Development, ABC's Man Up. Before we get to his Rapidfire answers, however, he was kind enough to answer some regular ol' interviewy questions:
+How did you get started in acting?
I got started in acting when I was cast in the Farragut Middle School production of The Hobbit. I played a goblin. Actress/Talk Show Host Rikki Lake played a troll in the same production.
+Have you had any other jobs besides acting? What was your least favorite?
I've had many survival jobs along the way, all of them humbling. One of the worst was waiting at a kosher restaurant. I worked there for three days and they didn't pay me because I was training. On my third day, they told me to go outside and start flyering people on the street to drum up business. I threw all the flyers in the trash and went home.
+What creative work has impacted you the most?
Ooh, hard to list. Monty Python, Hal Ashby, Robert Cormier, George Orwell, Kenneth Branagh's Henry V, all of Pink Floyd's records, my father's collection of musical soundtracks, Taxi Driver, Albert Brooks' Modern Romance, Stephen Sondheim, After Hours, Paddy Chayefsky, Sidney Lumet, Herschel Gordon Lewis, Pieces.
+Which actor would you like to work with someday?
I'd love to work with Gary Oldman. That guy is a wizard.
+Have you ever been in a horror movie, or would you consider doing so (perhaps comedy-horror)?
The only horror movies I've ever been in are home movies I've made with friends. Standard mail butchery kind of stuff. I would absolutely do a horror movie. If it was scary. I'm a little leery of comedy horror. I generally don't like ironic send-ups of genre movies. I find them too obvious and, ultimately, neither very funny or very scary. Exceptions: the original Fright Night and Shaun of the Dead.
+Any advice for an actor/director/writer just starting out?
Advice? I think the best way to start out is just to find a way to do it. Try to discover your own voice and tastes. See how creative you can be with limited resources. Just practice. The best thing that will happen is that you will meet other people who you connect with, creatively. The people who actually make a go of it in the arts are the most committed and, generally, the most talented.
And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
"Have you ever seen the SPECTACLE of Human BUTCHERY, in PERSON!!!!"
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"Oh my God! Did I hit you with my car?! I'm so sorry!"
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Fondue.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Buttpuddle.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
Pieces.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Q: How do you know E.T.’s British? A: Fookin’, looks Bri’-ish.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
The President, Barack Obama.
8. Favorite song right now?
Summer ‘68
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
:z (I need to take my medication)
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Can it be less than ten?
(for more, follow Mather Zickel on Twitter!)
+How did you get started in acting?
I got started in acting when I was cast in the Farragut Middle School production of The Hobbit. I played a goblin. Actress/Talk Show Host Rikki Lake played a troll in the same production.
+Have you had any other jobs besides acting? What was your least favorite?
I've had many survival jobs along the way, all of them humbling. One of the worst was waiting at a kosher restaurant. I worked there for three days and they didn't pay me because I was training. On my third day, they told me to go outside and start flyering people on the street to drum up business. I threw all the flyers in the trash and went home.
+What creative work has impacted you the most?
Ooh, hard to list. Monty Python, Hal Ashby, Robert Cormier, George Orwell, Kenneth Branagh's Henry V, all of Pink Floyd's records, my father's collection of musical soundtracks, Taxi Driver, Albert Brooks' Modern Romance, Stephen Sondheim, After Hours, Paddy Chayefsky, Sidney Lumet, Herschel Gordon Lewis, Pieces.
+Which actor would you like to work with someday?
I'd love to work with Gary Oldman. That guy is a wizard.
+Have you ever been in a horror movie, or would you consider doing so (perhaps comedy-horror)?
The only horror movies I've ever been in are home movies I've made with friends. Standard mail butchery kind of stuff. I would absolutely do a horror movie. If it was scary. I'm a little leery of comedy horror. I generally don't like ironic send-ups of genre movies. I find them too obvious and, ultimately, neither very funny or very scary. Exceptions: the original Fright Night and Shaun of the Dead.
+Any advice for an actor/director/writer just starting out?
Advice? I think the best way to start out is just to find a way to do it. Try to discover your own voice and tastes. See how creative you can be with limited resources. Just practice. The best thing that will happen is that you will meet other people who you connect with, creatively. The people who actually make a go of it in the arts are the most committed and, generally, the most talented.
And now, RAPIDFIRE!
1. Favorite quote from anything you've acted in/written/whathaveyou?
"Have you ever seen the SPECTACLE of Human BUTCHERY, in PERSON!!!!"
2. Favorite pick-up line?
"Oh my God! Did I hit you with my car?! I'm so sorry!"
3. What's one unconventional food you'd like to see introduced into the bedroom?
Fondue.
4. Favorite swear word (you can make one up)?
Buttpuddle.
5. Favorite horror movie/book?
Pieces.
6. In 25 words or less, tell me a hilarious joke/short story/whathaveyou:
Q: How do you know E.T.’s British? A: Fookin’, looks Bri’-ish.
7. Who are you voting for (write-ins accepted)?
The President, Barack Obama.
8. Favorite song right now?
Summer ‘68
9. Using only emoticons, show me how you're feeling right this second.
:z (I need to take my medication)
10. Final thoughts in ten words or less?
Can it be less than ten?
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